August 2012
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allghosting:
sweet-bitsy:
this post...
marththebland:
Tony the Tiger erotic fan fiction
Fifty Shades of Grrrrrreat
theblackship:
tsunderlock:
wentzporta:
why the fuck are bras so expensive they’re just bOOB HOLDERS
i mean hell i’ll do that for free
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i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
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beefmilk:
bet daybloggers don’t have this kind of technology
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sherlocksimplywalksintomordor:
hannabarbarian:
hilarious prank idea: fill a piñata with spiders
are you satan
Watchshinywarehousesonfire:
ladymarla:
phlynn:
Real life Simpsons intro
I’ve been waiting for this my whole entire life and it’s finally here.
ASDFGHJKL;;;;;-OMGYES
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THIS IS SO SAD
piercing-whore:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
There there little pluto.
My first boner →
When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about puberty so I was freaking out. I literally started crying and screaming and I thought...
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franksroofing:
Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you’re not a pussy
